Fan Mail Friday

We can't resist. Sometimes emails come in that are too hilarious not to share. I'm not sure where people get the impression we are a manufacturer or a store, but here are a few recent goodies:

This person thinks we are Goody

hello!
first thing i want to say is i love goody!
i am a girl with short blond hair and i dance!
i love using the headbands because when i move they stay on my head! i love the colourful bobby pins!
keep up the good work on everything(:

This one thinks we are a pole dancing studio

would like to know if you do stagette parties for the pole dancing class? and if so, how do we contact you in order to let you know that we are coming?

This person thinks... We're not even sure...

I want to know if is any store in toronto and the address

This one wants us to reimburse them for a shirt from a store we've never heard of

I bought a top designed by **** after one wash it came out faded and full of rust from the tacks on the sleeves I brought it back to the store and they refused to exchange or give me my money back, this top was purchased at ***** in Gatineau Quebec please help me I don't know what to do am I out $50.00

This person thinks we're a children's shoe store

I bought skater shoes for my 8 year old son. He wanted them because they had a skateboard attached to them. I had a discount because the last time I ordered at the store, they sent the wrong size. Anyway, can you send the skateboard toy that goes with the shoes as we did not receive them.

We have no idea

Do you do order "Ship-outs"?
Thankyou.

We are a nail polish manufacturer?

I've never ever done this before, but I just had to write to say Thank You!!! I was in the drugstore the other day shopping and thought i'd buy some nail polish. I basically just grabbed what I saw was on sale, cause I never have any luck with nail polish cause it always chips off in a day or 2 anyways. I've even gone to professional beauty stores to get polish suggestions and paid $45 for nail polish and before & after coats and it still chipped the next day and in fact was worse then most cheap polishes I buy. Anyways, So I ended up picking up a bottle of your Insta-Dri polish and not thinking anything of it. About 2 mins ago I decided to do my nails and found 'love' this is the best polish i've ever seen. First of all the brush is amazing. When I first opened the bottle I thhought, " What the heck". Then I put it on and I totally understood the concept. No brush strokes! 1 brush, 1 stroke is all you need! And it's dry before you're finished polishing your hand! Literally 10 seconds later I started typing this email and my nails are totally dry and not smudging or chipping! Now to be fair, I did just put this polish on so I have yet to see how long it takes too start chipping like other polishes, but so far I am totally "In Love" with this polish and plan to buy nothing but this brand!!! Thx