Fan Mail Friday

I'm so pleased to offer another round of the hilarity we get in our inboxes almost daily. Despite our poking fun here on the blog, the emails continue to roll in from people who mistake ChickAdvisor for everything from an ice cream store to a deodorant manufacturer.

This one's a stinker...

"I am teaching a grade six class of 23 students and personal hygiene has become an issue and I was wondering if there were any way that I could possibly bother you for some samples of your deodorants to hand out to my students. I personally use your product and find that it works great and I would love for them to have that opportunity too. I have 13 girls and 10 boys."

Erm...

"We would like to come on your show to showcase our products and services. *** (We) provide hair replacement units also known as medical wigs, human hair hairpieces and extensions for men, women and children experiencing mild to severe degrees of hair loss; due to hereditary, chemotherapy, alopecia or other health factors. Our units are not only utilized by individuals experiencing hair-loss but also entertainment performers and upcoming stars."

Thank you for assuming we have one already..

"can you give me your adresse of chickadvisor in montreal .please thank you"

... but we don't.